Wine Night starring Eggnog

Take a quick breath. GO!

Welcome to my house. Beverages are available in the kitchen. I'm the perfect conversation starter. Later on I'll be passed-out next to the snack table. Let's hang out. Woof Woof!!

1st Quarter: The professor brings the heat with a double accident photobomb.

Crowd cheers. The concession stands are open.

Candidates review strategies over a cup of tea. It's early on.

Fumble. A real "Short-Round" leans against oven knob, fills kitchen with gas.

Mr. Magnificent describes the recovery and subsequent goal. End of 1st quarter.

2nd Quarter:The Climb

Guest strategically mingle near high traffic corridors picking up passing information. The Professor takes a break from the engagement to brainstorm a snack table operation. We all looking good.

Fans attempting to catch a glimpse of the stars are permanently attached to a wooden box.

****HALFTIME****

The gathering for the blessing

Chocolate coffee swirl crisp brings down the gate hard. Nearby pickles pick up a .8 on the Richter scale.

The cheese replenishes the star's health, increasing stamina.

A rare and unfortunate allergic reaction turns one of the stars into a gourd.

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3rd Quarter: Cocktail Party

Player adjust lighting arrangements

Another player is caught doping their beverage. As for penalty... well.. there'll be one.

The game has heated up so intensely that wild cats have gathered around the windows hoping to catch a careless prey.

Our candidate shrugs off allegations of tampering with evidence prior to investigation. End of 3rd quarter.

4th Quarter: Closure

The couch patiently awaits its next victim by taken on the form of living room furniture.

Villagers perform magic expressing their thankfulness.

But none of us were prepared for what would later be referred to as an extraordinary act of humanity. Dog chases tail, wins game.